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  Good Mornin’…Or should I say good afternoon? I’m a waitin’ on my lil’ lady to sautee` me up sum swimps and I wuz thinkin’ I’d drop ya’ll a line or two.  I been meanin’ to tell ya what all we’ve planted out heah for the season.  We are the most excited about the fruit trees, o’course but ya”ll ain’t allowed to know which wunna dem tastes good.  Rosemary and marigolds are sposed ta keep dem durn skeeturs up off ma porch so I got me summa dem and mo’ flowers than you can fit in one polaroid.  Also, they’s plenty o’ palms out heah for any a’ yer tropical fancies.  The Hydrangia’s a bloomin’ or should I say, abuddin’ and the lemons are sproutin’. One more thing, ya’ll. Is anyya you havin’ troubles with yer spellin’/checkin’ thingy, today?

The Cooder Report is way up HIGH today, yall. I tell you whut, they’s some good fishin’ tuday out heah on the Crick. If I was you’s, I’d throw on my teva sandals and runnin’ showts. They’s a whole buncha new skeeturs hatchin’ so you know whatta dew.  Catchya on tha Crick, yall.

~Cooder

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