Cooder Report
Cooder Report, Today is: Medium/Low
Hey y’all, This here is where my kidz is sleepin’. Ester dug this here nest with her back legs and put them eggs in there. I don’t know how many kidz we gonna have, though….that girl didn’t want nuthin’ to do with me last night. I did sum readin’ and learnt that a cooter can lay anywhere from 2-20 eggs and them suckers will hatch in 2-3 months. Wish me… (Read More)
Cooder’s gonna be a daddy!!
The Cooder Report is: High Hey ya’ll, I had an exciting night, last night….My Girlfriend, Ester, laid her sum eggs!!! Dang!!! Cooder’s gonna be a daddy!!! These, here, eggs will hatch in two months….I hope. You know what they say, “Don’t count your cooter before they hatch.” The crik is still pretty full, today. Ya’ll should wear flip- flops, and a wet suit….don’t forget yer bug spray. Skeeters are… (Read More)
Cooder is watching y’all.
Heya’ll. Just so’s you know, I notice when ya leave trash in the crick…I’m scoop’n up way too many natty lite cans in muh dip net. I hope y’all make it on down to the crick cleanup, whenever that is. The Cooder report is LOW today, lots of water in the cooter holes. I recommend rain boots and sunglasses. #Catchyaontheflipside
For those of y’all who don’t know me…
Hi y’all, My name is “Cooder”! I come from the crik out back of Old Cypress Canoe Rentals and I’ll be ginvin’ y’all yer daily report of what’s happenin’ round here. I’ll post sightings of fellow cooter for y’all when I see ’em out on the crik…ask me stuff if ya wanna. I kin tell y’all what duds yer gonna wanna wear, too!! I got y’all…see y’all on the crik!!! P.S. Cooder recommends scuba gear tonight!!! Y’all try… (Read More)
The Cooder Report Is Here
You heard it right. The Cooder Report is here! The Cooder report provides extensive coverage of the turtle activity on the creek, daily. Pictures will be posted of sightings as well as any other interesting goings on. Also, a member of our Old Cypress team will suggest attire for your trip according to the weather.
