We wuz kidnapped.

Sorry y’all, we hadn’ done the Cooder Report in a coupla’ days.  Our friends came into town from Missourruh n’ dey made us go to da crick.  I jumped off the rope swing, I dunno how many times and went snorklin’ over duh spring, y’all.  Got videos n’ everyding.  Big shout out to da Fredick’s family for they’re support n’ companionship.  It’s awesome to get to see yer friends on a work day.  While we was at da spring, we was meetin’ our neighbors and hope some of them stop by nd’ see us.  Our flyers and cards will be seen soon by all of ya, soon I hope to remind ya that anyday you want, you can ditch workin’ and come down here to da fountin’ of youth.  Cypress Springs will get you right.  The Cooder Report today is LOW, cuz it’s rainin’. Wear your barefoot crick shoes and citranella necklace. Catch ya’ll out on tha water.

~Cooder